OMW. If you haven't read this book, READ IT. Ed Kennedy (right) is the funniest narrator in the world, and even if he weren't, it'd still be one of my favorite books EVER.
It's written by Markus Zusak, who also wrote the Book Thief, another book that I totally recommend.
These two are caught in the middle of a bank robbery, and they start arguing over what a piece of crap the one guy's car is. And the bank robber almost shoots them because they won't shut up.
Seriously. Read it.